My Stupid Escapades

So I went to the mall today, and I really made myself look stupid. A few times. First of all, I walked into Victoria's Secret to browse because I had a gift card. So I see this guy working there, and I get all pissed. In my head, I'm all "I HATE when they hire guys here. It's so uncomfortable for everyone. Yeah, I know he's all polished and well-dressed, but still. Who's actually going to ask him to find their bra size?? Ugh." Then I found this shirt in the clearance section (where else?) that I liked, but I couldn't find the price. I look over, and dufus VS guy is playing with a yo-yo. WTF? "I hope they fire his stupid guy ass," I thought to myself. So I walk up to him, and I'm all, "Do you know how much this shirt is? I can't find the price, and it was in the clearance section." Then he goes, "No, actually I don't." And I think, "WTF is this guy doing here?!?! He's USELESS. Really...UGH!" Are you getting the picture here yet. Cause I was still not. Then he's like, "I don't work here, actually. I'm waiting for my girlfriend." Ohhhhh....hm. So I'm like, "So you're just chillin' here all dressed up, playin' with a yo-yo?" Apparently he just got done with work, where ever he does actually work. I felt stupid and pissed. What the hell was he doing there anyways? You can't just play with yo-yos anywhere you want, all dressed up, looking like you work somewhere. Tool. So I find Tooly Toolerson's gf, and I'm all, "Do you know the price on this shirt? I can't find it anywhere, and it was in the clearance section." She points to the price, which is in plain view of everyone in the whole store, including myself. In fact, I was holding 2 of the same shirts in different sizes, so there were 2 prices right there in front of my face. I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Toolerson had many a laugh at my expense before going off and doing it somewhere. To top it all off, I used up my $10 gift card (yeah, I know. $10 gift card? what's the point?) instead of my $10 coupon, which expires in May. That was the worst part for me really. Now I'll have to buy something before May to not make this such a wasted purchase. Or I guess I could return it and do it all right. That would require me going to the mall again too soon though. Nope.

Then they had these extra long tank tops at Mold Mavy, and I bought two. They had a bright orange one over a dark green one, and it looked wonderful. So I had them take it off the manequin for me because it was the last small orange one they had, and I said to the girl, "that colour combination is so pretty. Whoever put that together is a genius!" Then she said, "Well, that's how the corporate office told us to put it, so..." I was kind of depressed over that. I wish she had said, "Yeah! I did that!" even if it was a lie. I would have been like, "You are THE COOLEST!" Whatever. She missed out on being called "THE COOLEST."

I really haven't done all the work I'm supposed to because Samantha's still here visiting. I probably could be doing it though because she goes to bed at like 6 pm like an invalid. Then she's up at 5 am, perpetuating the vicious cycle. My turkey came out good for Easter though. Amber and Luis, Yonnah, and Gene came over. Amber brought macaroni and cheese that was awesome. I have serious gravy issues though. I go way too crazy with the cornstarch because as I'm putting it in, it doesn't seem to be doing anything. Then I heat it up, and it's like turkey jello. Like I said, it's a real problem.

Good news for the day: I finished the data collection part of my research. Now the hard stuff...

Also, Party of Five still rocks out, hard core.