Hahaha...I'm Russia!

You're the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!
You have nothing to lose but your chains, and since you had all these chains lying around when you lost them, you promptly put them on others. Nevertheless, you are very industrious, with a knack for coming through in the clutch when it looks like all is lost. Despite your hard work, many people think you no longer exist, or that you could break up at any moment. You're good in theory, but the practice needs work.
Take the Country Quizat the Blue Pyramid