Auditions!

Are you witty and fun to be around? Are you in need of a best friend? If you had a best friend, would you both spontaneously call her AND return her phone calls? Would you always be available to help her through bestfriendmergenices? You're in luck! I have an opening for a new best friend! My old one sucks ass at the last couple of things, so she will likely need to be replaced shortly.

I had all kinds of other stuff to post about, including my new ipod/car setup, which rocks, and probably some other stuff. I'm too mad though.